The Oscars 2017 or as I say...Ooopsy!

I am certain that most of you, by now, have heard of the big F up that happened last night at the Oscars. It was actually going quite nicely until the Best Picture. Poor Warren Beatty opened up the envelope and hesitated because he knew something seemed amiss.  He showed it to good old plastic face Faye Dunaway who blurted out La La Land. The people from La La Land came to the podium and were saying the usually speeches when the producer of La La Land( I think he was the producer) came out and said that Moonlight actually won. Everyone was in a daze of WTF just happened. Poor Warren said that he saw Emma Stone's name on the envelope and thought it wasn't right which is why he hesitated so. Today people are blaming Warren for not stopping  and questioning it but, I don't care how many decades you have been there, when millions are watching and all eyes are on you plus this never happened before, I could see myself hesitate and show it to the person beside me. The person who handed Warren the envelope made the error and will probably be working for McDonalds  in a month.

This was the gob smack moment of the evening. You can look up who won so I won't make a list here but I have my own list of questions that I will now list and answer. If you have watched the show, I'd love to know what you think.

1. Best Dressed

People who don't watch may not care and major film buffs may put their noses up to this but I love the fashions to see who looks great, who looks horrible and basically cutting up the fashions or figuring out how to fix them up better, (like we could anyway) but I am showcasing my best here and it goes to Meryl Streep believe it or not. She usually doesn't drsss the best but I loved the colour, the style and the glitter plus it looks comfortable. I also must give a nod to Taraji P. Henson who looked sexy but not sexpot (despite the boobs a plenty) in this navy blue dress with a beautiful necklace. I also loved Charlize Theron in her metallic dress of pleats.

2. Worst Dressed

Oh, well, this one is so much fun because you have the gals who think the colour is great when it looks like a bland gluten, sugar, salt, wheat free wafer. Nicole Kidman was blah and so was Felicity Jones in her, I wanna be in a girl's jewelry box turning around to The Sugar Plum Fairy, blah dress. Octavia Spencer reminded me of those dolls found on the toilet tank where the skirt hid the toilet paper roll. The top was nice, although she needed a necklace, but the bottom was a large blob of feathers..ughhhh. Halle Berry's dress was nice but her hair......oh my...Holy light socket Batman!  My pick for worst is Janelle Monae with her bombastic glittery Marie Antoinette concoction. I am wondering how she got through the doors, how did she sit in the chairs and how did she go to the bathroom?? Dakota Johnson from the 50 Shades of Blechhh also wore a blechh dress with her own nappy in the front when she chows down on some food later.

3. Best Speech

Viola Davis gave a great speech about how the average joe has a story to tell and how they need to be remembered. One Classy Dame!

4. Worst Speech

The people who won for best Production Dessign. They won for La La Land and they just sounded bla blah.

5. Worst Nomination

Meryl Streep. Yes she was in a movie but does one have to nominate her every F-ing year?? Why wasn't Amy Adams up for a nomination??

6.  Pissed that they won

I didn't have a huge $@;/ moment for this but I think Star Trek should have won for best make up not Suicide Squad. The Joker in Suicide Squad was horrible.

7. What Drug Are They On

I was really hoping Winona Ryder would show up but, alas, most were great but I will give this award to Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway...poor things because of the waiting moment that Warren did  and Faye just thinking he was being an ass and reading out the title without looking more.

8. Favourite Moment

I always love the memorial moment because they showcase and pay respect to the people who were not only famous to us but behind the scenes as well and they deserve this recognition. The song was beautifully done as well.

9. WHY???

Jimmy Kimmel brought in a group of tourists who thought they were going to see costumes and found themselves in front of all the major stars. If I was there, I would be loving it to see all these stars right up close and our Canadian, in the ruffled shirt, Ryan Gosling, actually got up first and shook their hands. There were quite a few who just kept taking selfies and not taking in the moment before they were  herded off out of the auditorium. It just seems to me that everyone wants to outdo Ellen DeGeneres when she did that big group selfie. This took up quite a bit of time.

10. How was the Host

From 1 to 5 I give him a 4 actually. I know some will hate him and I already heard that but I thought his jokes were funny (for the most part) and he kept it entertaining. He was great at the end with Warren Beatty too. How would you rate him??

Here was to a hair raising end of the evening...

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