Monday, December 20, 2010

Monday Minute-Dec 20, 2010

Ahhhh the Monday Minute...here it goes:)

1. If you could invent a new animal, what 2 animals would you combine to create a new one? And what would be its name?

This is a toughy but I would go with Sarah Palin with a mule...It would be called the Dumbass

2. What is your least favourite sexual position?

standing...too much work. It's a pain in the ass-oops there is a pun in there somwhere..oops again! :)

3. If you could ask Abraham Lincoln one question, what would it be?

Just one? I have to say I do admire this man. I now sound likea true blond but I would rather get into a great discussion with him. What would you do regarding the state of your country? Health care? Gun control? Foreign affairs?

4. Would you rather be allergic to bacon or not be able to bathe for 6 months?

I am a gal so bathing is much needed-must be clean. I would rather be allergic to bacon. Now since men turn into rampaging, sulky brats if they can't eat what they want and when they want-most men would love to rather stink they give up bacon:)

5. Which would you rather have as a pet? penguin or giraffe? and why

The almighty penguin! They can swim in my tub(see above-I like a bath), they waddle which is amusing and the poop would be easier to clean up. Giraffes well when they eat they have such a black stare...just like Sarah Palin-oops that is the dumbass...sorry:)

2 comments:

  1. HAHA funny answers today! Yes I thought about putting standing for mine too. It's more work than pleasure, which I believe is the exact opposite desired result.

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  2. I love your answer to number one. There are plenty of people that can make up part of the dumbass.

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